Whoa... How'd I Get Here?

Don't worry, I didn't wake up stripped of all my possesions and lying face-down in an alleyway on top of a pile of garbage. I woke up at 2:30 in my bed, and as I was waking up, my thought process went something like this:

'What a great night'

'...Wait a moment, how'd I get here again? I remember walking home with Jim and Andy from kareoke and causing them a lot of trouble on the way -- going in the opposite direction when we were crossing streets and so on -- but that's the last thing I remember.'

'Why/How did I put this shirt on... and it's backwards?!'

'What's this cup of water doing on my desk... and why is it only half-full?'

?confusion?

-Emoinacloset