Gloria responded pretty quickly to the message, I guess she really was waiting for my letter. Her letter can be summed up in one sentence. "I cannot think of anything to write back so I am going to reiterate the fact that I am the better friend."
The only appropriate response to this is "Yes, you probably are, but, that does not mean you should act like a bitch about it."
Gloria's response
very mature of you replying back with basically what i said, and the way you mock is so.. i don't even know how to say it.
man. you probably think that you are such a great and entertaining writer, especially with your blogs. keep on working on that along with stressing her out (along with me) to make her life better.
i think that if you were her friend since middle school, her life would have been so difficult back then. we talk stuff out and actually attempt at understanding each other, unlike you. you probably think that you're always right about everything and that you're this perfect friend who has an excuse to act the way you do.
and also in response to me "always" bugging her, you have no idea how many times we've talked about you.
but ultimately, i am so tired of you. remember that time when you pushed down jenn after school during senior year? that illustrates how great of a friend you are.
anyway, i'm done. don't bother replying.
-gloria
No response required
-muffinman
1 COMMENTS:
Shame on you, Muffinman! You don't need to call Gloria a bitch. It's not justified, especially since she gives such high praise to your blog. She called you, and I quote, "a great and entertaining writer"! Never mind that complimenting your writing detracts from the main point on who's the better friend to Ashley. Obviously she is, because she sends you an angry, yet wonderfully written (with almost zero punctuation and capitalization errors!) facebook message on how Ashley can't stand up for herself when you vocally beat her up. I'm sure the reason Ashley is so afraid to stand up for herself is because you are obviously a physically abusive person, and would beat her up if she asked you not to call her a ho. I'm glad that Ashley has such wonderful friends like Michael and Gloria to stand up for her (even if they are preventing her from standing up for herself in later years).
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