Life Is Not Worth Living

Why am I the emo in the closet? My friends gave me this nickname because I'm an emotional wreck on the inside while on the outside I refuse to divulge my teen angst. I never knew there was this side of me that begged for attention until my friends pointed it out – hence the picture I drew showing my true nature (courtesy of Paint).

My friends – especially Robocop and Muffin Man – always complain about me not opening up to them, even though the reason is that I forget most stuff that’s worth talking about. So the goal, for me at least, is to get all my thoughts and notes on paper (along with the havoc I’ll be wrecking all year).

So Blog, may you fill up with my sad, sad memories so I don’t have to use precious brain space to remember them.

-emoinacloset